Planet of the Apes (2001)

Review: Whenever I do a review, I’ll take notes in my phone so I can remember and I’ll transcribe them into an actual review. Instead I’m just going to put my notes here.

Somehow, this stars 5 Oscar Nominees…

I respect the Charlton Heston cameo, but it was bad…

Marky Mark had more sexual tension with the ape than the human…

The ending??? It makes ZERO sense!!!

The ape in the policeman uniform makes me feel unsafe…

High: That Tim Roth chose to do this film over ‘Harry Potter’ so we got Alan Rickman as Professor Severus Snape.

Low: Existing.

Rating: 1/10